the purple monkey
Journal Entry: Fri Apr 15, 2005, 3:02 PM
(this is what i came up with when i was spouse to be doing my work)
there is this pruple monkey he is my friend his name is BillJoe he sits on my shoulder he talks to me all the tyme. everyone thinks i am crazy because they cant see him and think i am talking to myself BillJOe doesnt like alot of people so he tries to convince me i should kill them well one day it almost happend... This kid was talking shit about one of my friends to one of his friends and it pissed BillJoe off. BillJoe told me i should kill him.. i grabbed my knife out of my pocket and started talking to john well we were talking for about 5 minutes when he put his hand on my desk telling me i should come over after school today and "mess around" and get fucked up.. little did he kno i had my knife opened and in my hand I took my knife and stabbed his hand while yelling "YOU SICK FUCK" with all the attention on me i take my knife out of his hand and lick all the blood off the knife. my friend sitting infront of me starts to cry i already kno i have this demented look on my face.. my teacher runs out of the class room and next thing i kno i am in a white room with padded walls strapped down to the bed with a nurse standing over me with a needle in her hand
thats my crazy story that i wrote in class and i kno this isnt a journal but i will eventually get it out with a picture hope yall like plz comment and tell me what u think thanks bye
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4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists, loves you.
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11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. add this as a comment to ten of ur friends tonight and at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years..."
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If you care about dA, then add this to your signiture.
You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.
*PLEASE READ THIS WHOLE POST IT'S SO DAMN TRUE*
1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists, loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. add this as a comment to ten of ur friends tonight and at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years..."
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If you care about dA, then add this to your signiture.
thanks *SMILES*
ttyl ttfn
-samantha
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I hope you dig everything I put out
You have a good gallery going on here
talk to you later!
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ive waited here so long Thinking that youd see But you just kept on running away You made your misery my company
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Referring preps to Kool-aid lines near you.
There is no such thing as gravity....the world just sucks.
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Just one more scar no one will notice.
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